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) q+ _  c' K: r# `* J8 BA man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。

" [' ^8 X4 n; n. c7 Y& n" e. h　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
# Q$ j1 y3 s4 n' P3 F: |9 f　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

; k. a/ [; O& O4 A) Q! q2 L9 e　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

　　医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
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　　听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
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　　妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
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: @: W) l3 v6 d( _　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." nboard.nciku.cn
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　　在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”
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MChinese

哈哈哈。第一个太搞了。