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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

6 B- M, H/ K' F1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
6 \5 N7 g/ p8 m1 c我这辈子就毁在你手里。
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
0 {. s8 ~3 `, z你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
- r  ]" c3 A& D! b' t( S# B& U3 {爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
- a# o& C- s  s5. I thought that I could love no other
6 s7 M& |( S/ v* M" ?# Y-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
+ U; v2 k$ z" s3 `2 L" T直到遇见你的二表哥。
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
# X. a7 S* _. r4 w; sBut the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
/ ?, }8 _- V8 w" D% l3 t但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
( ~3 C4 H; A' QBut don't take that paper bag off your face.
5 i6 G' m% [+ |  S我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
& _: `& w7 R) i" ~9 _8 _但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
6 K4 j0 j6 L6 j  F; ]我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
  y; a# Q4 K% I8 j4 i妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
9. My love, you take my breath away.
) ]7 b2 Z- W" Q3 D4 PWhat have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
, Q/ ?9 K3 m0 O7 O你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
0 t! r9 l6 g& ^3 l# F5 P8 lExcept for maybe "Go to hell."
4 [$ g( X# R- L4 P我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
1 G6 Q8 C9 T! r除了一句“滚一边去”！
0 C* M8 k7 C" J. V6 {" A11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
2 D5 w' F# m( `- h9 \" b) h. S( u是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
0 e: U# `5 D3 y' h$ ?4 J' ]伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。